Stockholm Syndrome Suffering Skank and 90210 Has-Been Marry In Whogivesash-t, Hawaii

Written by anthonyrosania

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Fill in the missing vowel: "Megan Fox is f_cking n_ts."

Super hot nutbag Megan Fox married her alleged captor, Brian Austin Green, whose 90210 character was, sadly, not killed off, in a small ceremony attended only by friends of the victim and her abuser.

Fox, who most recently was in the news for quitting the best damned job she'll have in her f-cking life, that of Widwicki's sperm receptacle in "Transformers 3, Beating A Dead Horse."

Among the guests were Patty Hearst, who also knows what it is like to fall in love with her captors.

The couple tied the knot late last week.

The pair met on the set of "Hope & Faith" back in 2004 and have been dating on and off ever since.

It's the first marriage for both, though Green has an eight-year-old son with actress Vanessa Marcil, his live-in girlfriend until she was kidnapped and reprogrammed by anti-cult therapists.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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