Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Will Replace Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Who Replaced Megan Fox on "Transformers 4"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee in the process of getting her 79th tattoo.

HOLLYWOOD - Plans for the next motion picture in the Transformers series, Transformers 4, are already on the drawing board.

The film's producer Julio Rockpitt revealed that the production company will be replacing Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who replaced Megan Fox, with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee of Jesse James "TattooGate" fame.

Rockpitt went on to say that Megan Fox was replaced because of her unwarranted and downright salacious criticism of his stuttering condition, his undescended eyebrows, and his horrendously irksome lisp.

He then pointed out that the reason that the skinny diva Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was let go was because of her harsh diatribe directed towards the film's hair stylist Mr. FuFi Fondue.

"Fufito, as his boyfriend calls him, has won awards for working on the hair of Madonna, "The First Mama," Rosie O'Donnell, Mrs. Sean Hannity, and Whitney Houston before she let her hair just go all to hell like she's done with her singing career.

Huntington-Whiteley was also let go because of the fact that she wanted the producers to triple the amount of money she was paid for Transformers 3.

Rockpitt noted that RHW also wanted a 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago, a $10,000 Rolex watch, and free life-time Brazilian bikini waxes.

She reportedly told some of her uncles, aunts, nephews, nieces, and a grandfather not to worry because she had the stuttering producer wrapped around her little anorexic finger and he would give her whatever she asked for. Wrong again - Miss Greedy Ghoulish Groin.

In other news. Danish health officials have announced that they have just about eliminated the country's dreaded "Pornographic Flu."

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