Megan Fox To Marry Lover, Brian Austin Green

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Wednesday, 16 June 2010


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Couple Plan On Honeymoon & Lots Of Sex

Yesterday, a representative for actress Megan Fox announced that Megan is getting married to her long time lover, Brian Austin Green.

"They say they're in love and enjoy having sex together so they thought it was about time they got married", stated Megan's agent Ken Curtis. "I can vouch for the 'enjoy having sex' from one day last summer when I forgot to knock."

Austin's rep. stated that his client would like everyone to know that "we've been at it now for three years so why not do the right thing?"

The couple have set a date, tonight. (That was last night) They hope to enjoy another round of sex. The wedding date though, has not been settled as of yet.

"We plan to have a really big wedding", stated Megan, "and then go somewhere nice to have sex."

"Yes, I want to show her off a bit", stated Green. "Here she is and she's mine. Eat your heart out."

Fox can next be seen in the film, "Jonah Sex". I'm sorry, that should be, "Jonah Hex".

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