Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Tie The Knot, Also Get Married

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Thursday, 17 June 2010

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It has been reported that adventure movie actor, Harrison Ford has married his long time girlfriend and roommate, Calista Flockhart, in New Mexico this past week.

Among those attending were the Governor of New Mexico, since the ceremony was held at his mansion in Santa Fe, and several other local political friends.

Governor Bill Richardson himself was there to preside over the ceremony but since he has not an ordained minister, he was assisted in the ceremony by New Mexico Supreme Court Justice Charles Daniels.

Harrison Ford is best known for his action flicks, from Star Wars to Indiana Jones after starting his career with a small part in American Graffiti.

This was Harrison's third marriage and Ms. Flockhart's first.

Should you wish to send a gift, the couple have announced that they were registered at Bed, Baths & Whips and at Chewbacca's Secret which carries such beautiful brief outfits under the "Making Wookie" brand name.

The 67-Year-old Harrison Ford will next scheduled to appear in "Indiana Jones And The Viagra Duplicator".

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