Proving that some humans have no end to how low they will sink, it has been revealed that Gary Coleman's ex-wife, Shannon "Dirtbag" Price, has sold pictures of the dead -and dying- teacup-sized actor to a tabloid.
The photos show a bloodied Coleman, looking like a pincushioned Oompa Loompa, with tubes attached throughout his body. One photo, which will reportedly NOT be shown, is of Coleman after his dinky little soul left his body.
Many have expressed outraged by the gold-digger's latest exploits. Satan, the Dark Prince of Evil, even weighed in on CNN's Larry King Live:
"Larry, I am responsible for everything in the universe that is veil," Beezelbub stated. "But this Shannon chick is a piece of sh-t. I mean, sell pictures of his death. That's just cold. By the way, Larry. Our deal is still on, you know. And 2012 is coming up soon."
King promptly defecated in his suspendered trousers, not that that is different from any other night.
Shannon is currently seeking a distributor for her "L'il Hunk Of Arnold" line of hair products, made with Gary Coleman's urine.
