A recent survey has established that most males would prefer newly CBE'd Welsh sex symbol Catherine Zeta Jones to be provocatively bent over their kitchen sink than watch the World Cup football.
It appears that these unspoken feelings were first brought to light in the Magazine section of satirical website TheSpoof.com and not necessarily endorsed by men the world over.
Just most of them.
Most men interviewed said that confronting Catherine Zeta Jones bending provocatively over the kitchen sink, especially in a short skirt, would have been preferable to watching South Africa v Mexico, or Uruguay v France.
What the men said they'd do with Catherine Zeta Jones bent provocativaly over the kitchen sink is frankly unprintable.
It really does beggar belief. Not to mention Catherine Zeta Jones. Especially from some of the older gentlemen, who really should know better at their age.
The majority insisted that they wouldn't need viagra, and that Wales couldn't be all bad if it could offer Catherine Zeta Jones in a short skirt conveniently bending over. In a kind of inviting way.
Catherine Zeta Jones declined to comment.
Husband, Michael Douglas (the old bloke) was said to be too tired after finding Catherine bent over the kitchen sink washing up.
Overwhelmed he was.
More as we get it.
