Kate Gosselin's Hairdresser Wants to Give Willie Nelson a Makeover

Funny story written by Charpa93

Thursday, 3 June 2010

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Mullet, it's not just for dinner anymore

"Oh my good Lord in Heaven have mercy on my soul," was the reaction from one of the hair stylists at Kate Gosselin's old hairdresser salon in Pennsylvania. "Who the hell did that to him?"

When they found out that Willie, himself, took the scissors to his unruly mop after it became too much for him to handle, the owner of the salon offered to give Willie free haircuts whenever he was in Pennsylvania giving concerts. "We won't even charge him. All we ask is that he let us cut his hair and then tell everyone where he got the cut, like Kate Gosselin did."

Most fans aren't too happy with the new do at all. "Looks more like Wee Willie Winkie now with that funky bob he has going on," said one. Said another, "It's pretty creepy, I have to admit. When I first saw the photos of his haircut, I thought for sure someone had gotten hold of my dead grandma's picture and photoshopped it onto Willie's body. Not that my grandma wasn't a loving soul, but Jeez Louise, she wasn't what you'd call pretty in any sense of the word."

The folks at the hairdresser, meanwhile, told us they are experts at the reverse mullet and think it would look great on Willie. Said the owner, "Think Kate Gosselin's hairstyle on Willie Nelson. Who can get more original than that?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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