HOLLYWOOD - Well the "Bad Boy" reputation has finally caught up with Charlie "Drinky Poo" Sheen.
A Colorado judge has sentenced poor little 'Carlitos' to serve 30 days in the Pikes Peak Penitentiary located in the Rocky Mountains on the west end of Colorado Springs.
While at PPP, Charlie will not be allowed to have any alcoholic drinks whatsoever, even if he says he would be willing to pay $50 for a 12 ounce can of Coors Light.
Sheen will be housed with the common prison population and he will not receive any preferential treatment whatsoever. He will however, be allowed to use his cell phone, his iPod, his iTV, and his iFoot Massager.
The warden of PPP, Wendell Wintermudd was asked if Sheen would be allowed to watch his own show Two And A Half Men.
He replied that they are already planning on having quite a little fandango on Monday nights when his show comes on at 9 pm Eastern, 8 pm Central, and 7 pm Rocky Mountain time.
Wintermudd said that after the show Charlie will be allowed to participate with the prisoners, inmates, and convicts in a one hour question and answer session in the prison's John Denver Commemorative Auditorium.
He went on to say that if this Q&A session goes well, Sheen may have one or two days knocked off of his sentence.
Charlie Sheen could not be reached for a comment, but his co star Jon Cryer, who plays his brother Alan, did say that Charlie is in good spirits and that he plans to make friends with the biggest, meanest, baddest black son-of-a-bitch in the entire prison.
In a related story. Warden Wintermudd was asked if it was true that Sheen has already offered him a guest starring role in a future episode of Two And A Half Men. Wintermudd refused to answer and deferred any questions to his brand new Hollywood agent Bruce Inkowitz.