Victoria's Secret announced today that it will be the exclusive retailer for the newest Spice Girl's album. The album, which will contain the group's greatest hits plus some new songs, will not be available at any other record store or outlet.
Victoria's Secret will also be the lone sponsor of the reunion tour for the group. When the announcement was made, stock for the retailer dropped significantly.
Speculation was rampant that the Spice Girls would appear on the album cover in various stages of undress. This caused decency groups to protest the possibility that children, teenagers, and anyone with eyeballs might be forced to see Sporty Spice half naked. These rumors, however, have been confirmed to be false as most of the women never wear underwear anyway.
New songs on the album will include "Stop Calling Me Baby," "Eddie Murphy Is A Two Timing Dog," "You Wouldn't Believe How I've Bent It With Beckham," "No, I Don't Have Enough Tattoos," and "Yes, I Did Playboy and Penthouse."
