Ronnie Biggs, Great Train Robber, victim of crime

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 29 May 2010

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You can't take it with you

Ronnie Biggs is now a VICTIM of crime. His mobility scooter has been vandalized.

He isn't receiving much sympathy from the general public who say, 'What goes around, comes around.'

Someone 'out there' has been waiting a long, long time to get their sweet revenge. It has been a very long 30 + year wait, but the vandal, rumoured to be an engineer of the train Ronnie and his gang robbed, is reported to be 'laughing up his sleeve' in his room at the Care Home where he has been residing for the past 25 years.

Now l02 years old, the un-named vandal got a message through to our offices early this morning, admitting to vandalizing Ronnie's mobility scooter.

"I don't usually hold grudges," he is reported as saying, "but I couldn't let go of this one. That's one of the reasons I have lived so long.....biding my time...waiting to pounce.

I hope Ronnie suffers the way I have. Cheeky bugger."

He told our reporter that his last big dream is "to outlive Ronnie".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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