Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 22 May 2010

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Another Satisfied Buffty Fan In The Pub Breaking The Law By Smoking

My source, eccentric English film producer/director, Buffty Ginslinger, was telling anyone who cared to listen to him in a Soho watering hole that Disney actress/singer Selena Gomez spent the greater part of last night out dogging with ex-footballer Stan Collymore.

Dogging, a peculiarly British sport apparently entails creeping around car parks late at night spying on courting couples having sex in cars, and occasionally joining in.

Or alternatively, having a crafty fiddle with oneself.

Ginslinger, unsteady on his feet, slurring his words and struck by fearful flatulence insisted that Gomez and Collymore had been spotted peering into the steamed up windows of a vintage Ford Capri, which was apparently straining its suspension, in a Nottingham supermarket car park.

Round the back, and sort of out of the way.

Mind you, it's difficult to tell when Buffty Gunslinger is being serious, especially when he's drunk and laughing, which is probably quite a lot of the time.

Perhaps some clue can be found in his next revelation, when he announced that Didier Drogba had been seen checking into a Park Lane hotel with Miley Cyrus, and that Cheryl Cole had been seen with racing pundit John McCrirrick at a burger van near Waterloo station.

It also appears that Ginslinger's biopic of top 60s TV wrestler Mick McManus continues apace.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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