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Rima Fakih, the new Miss USA, won a stripping contest sponsored by Detroit radio station, it is being reported this morning.

"It's true, I've seen the pics. They will be all over the net and in the tabloids by tomorrow morning", an insider told us.

Thus far, no one has stated exactly when the stripping contest began but the people who have the photos say that it was in 2007 or 2008. "That radio station has shown those pics before", stated the source. "I don't know why the USA judges didn't know about them."

According to a second source sent to us by the first, the judges for the stripping contest were also strippers.

"I was there that night. They all won free sex toys and some jewelry and other gifts. Lot of drinking going on too as far as I could see. Which wasn't real good. hah hah hah.

I got to remember to tell that to Floyd."

Who's Floyd?

"My old man. There were only women there."

Finally, before this stripper business hit the news, the big news was that the Miss USA Contest people had the ladies photos taken in lingerie. But everyone forgot that as soon as the stripper story came out.

This is Tooter Day reporting.

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Topics: Miss USA




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