Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

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Sunday, 16 May 2010

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Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year.

She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decisions.

"I got a lot of good publicity from that painted on bathing suit in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue so this could really help my career."

Asked if anybody else from the Twilight movies will be doing any similar photos, Greene stated that she didn't know.

Greene then stated that she didn't think co-star Kristen Stewart had "what it takes" to get into the magazine but that they can do a lot with today's technology, as well as cosmetic surgery.

When asked about the subject later, Stewart simply shook her head. However, boyfriend Robert Pattinson spoke up for her, saying "Kristen doesn't NEED that type of publicity. SHE is an ACTRESS!"

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