Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

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Pamela Anderson and "Pammy's Mammies" have been asked to leave Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars did not want to see it, but sadly Pamela Anderson is the latest casualty of the dancing reality show.

Pamela Anderson, showed that at the age of 42, she is still a woman that can cause guys from 14 to 94, to develop some very interesting stirrings in the crotch of their jeans.

Even DWTS host Tom Bergeron remarked that he had never had so many erections as when Anderson first appeared on the dancing show stage.

Len Goodman, the grouchy old English judge, who eats mulch for breakfast, remarked that he hasn't had a hard on in 12 years but he knows that if he could still get his willy (dick) to salute he would be saluting Pam for the full two hours of the show.

And the gaytalian judge Bruno Tonioli remarked that watching Pamela Anderson dance all over the dance floor is like watching Adam Lambert eating a vanilla ice cream cone.

Carrie Ann Inaba looked at Bruno and said, "Like yuuuuuuck!"

Host Tom Bergeron simply said "Okay boys and girls, lets all play nice okey-dokey?"

The Canadian born Pamela Anderson, who is the closet thing that Hollywood has to a Marilyn Monroe type simply smiled, showed off her perfect teeth, and her even perfecter puppies (jugs).

Pam was asked what she will remember the most about her experience on Dancing With The Stars. She thought for a moment and then replied, "I will recall how Cheryl Burke's partner football player Chad Ochocinco whispered in my ear on our first day on the set that he would pay me $2,000 just to let me show him my titties."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Pam allowed Chad to take a five minute look. He paid her the $2,000 plus he gave her a $300 tip.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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