Victoria Justice's House Maid Says Vicki Wants To Date Zac Efron

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 April 2010

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Victoria Justice wearing a shirt that Zac Efron gave her.

LOS ANGELES - Nikki Hollandfoo, who works as Victoria Justice's maid has stated that all Victoria has talked about for the past two weeks is Zac Efron and how badly she wants to date him.

Hollandfoo says that every other word out of Vicki's mouth is Zac this and Zac that. The other day Hollandfoo said she asked Miss Justice if she would like for her to make her a sandwich.

Victoria replied that yes, she would like a ham and Zac sandwich. Hollandfoo says that she has worked for several female celebrities such as Kathy Griffin, Courtney Love, and RuPaul and she has never seen one that is more boy crazy than Victoria is.

She went on to say that last Thursday, Justice asked to make her some jello in the shape of Zac Efron's head.

The former Hollywood, Florida, native first met Efron when he guest starred on her show Zoey 101, in which she portrayed a character named Lola Martinez.

Interestingly enough Martinez is just as boy crazy as Vicki is. And the word on the street is that Vicki has a tattoo with the name Zac tattooed just above her landing strip.

Details are still filtering in but it appears that the Chinese volcano, Mt. Puffy, has started rumbling and may erupt at anytime. Residents living within three miles of Mr. Puffy should make arrangements to get your asses out of there an hour ago.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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