Mickey Mouse was very outspoken about allegations that he was romantically involved with a cast member several years ago, and from that steamy liaison an illegitimate son was born. An actor named Zac Efron.
A sweat soaked Mickey had this to say, "I deny it now and I'll deny it forever. That little faggot is NOT my son!"
Fans beg to differ. One fan had this to say about the allegations, "C'mon Mick 'fess up! He looks just like you!" With another adoring fan saying, "It's OK Mickey - we still love you."
When the news was revealed last week, Zac Efron went into hiding and refused to discuss events leading up to his lineage expose and his relationship to a mouse.
FedEx was turned away from his home by security today, as well as, deliveries of cheese from a local dairy.
The 'official statement' from headquarters was in defense of the little rodent, "Disney's Mickey Mouse does not have a penis. Therefore he cannot be the father."
Others beg to differ and it was supported by DNA tests that Zac Efron doesn't have a penis as well!
