Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 1 March 2010

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A herd of non-food cows grazing just outside of Calcutta, India.

MUMBAI, India - Zac Efron and Deepika Padukone met with the Bollywood press to announce that they will be appearing in Faroog Kapoor's motion picture The Taj Mahal Princess.

The movie will be filmed in the actual Taj Mahal and Kapoor has stated that he will be renting the Mahal for 30,000 Rubakickatootees a day, which is equivalent to £10,000 or [$15,000 U.S.]

The film will follow the exploits and sexploits of Princess Amooya Babbu, who is the heiress to the 200,000 acre yak ranch, The Running P Ranch.

Zac Efron will star as an American nature journalist Timmy Tillotfaust, who has gone to India to study the migratory habits of the wayward yak.

Tillotfaust and Princess Amooya meet at a meatless Taco Bell where he has gone to have lunch after shooting yaks for six hours (with the camera not a rifle).

Princess Amooya is sitting at a corner booth eating a meatless taco, a meatless enchilada, and a meatless tamale.

Timmy and Amooya's eyes meet after he first focuses on her unbelievably gorgeous cleavage. She notices he is starring at her sweater treats and says, "Hey Yankee boy, eyes up here."

He starts laughing, and ends up spilling his 32-ounce Coke Zero. She asks if all Americans are as clumsy as him and he replies by saying "Only the well-hung ones."

Princess Amooya blushes and she ends up spilling her meatless taco on her $6,000 princess dress.

Timmy offers to accompany her to the ladies room where he will help her clean it. She asks him if he is a cleaners man, a smart aleck, or an opportunistic jerk. He asks her what the second choice was again.

The princess stars laughing and ends up spilling her meatless enchilada as well as a little bowl of hot sauce on her dress.

Timmy asks her if all Indian women are as clumsy as her. Amooya grins and replies, "Only the ones with big luscious bosoms."

The two start to laugh and the princess ends up spilling her meatless tamale on Timmy's crotch. I will not reveal what happens next, because you will not believe it. The movie should be out in early May.

The film will be rated PG for pregnant.

To read more about the delicious Deepika Padukone log on ro www.thedelicousdeepikapadukone.yum.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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