Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 23 April 2010

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Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy, in the Wizard of Oz, but has no chance of that happening in the West End Musical, in London, that is being done by Andrew Lloyd Webber, the weirdest man that ever appeared on television.

Thousands of girls originally auditioned to play the part of Dorothy in the new West End production, of The Wizard of Oz, but there are now less than ten girls left in the television programme, Over The Rainbow, which is a weekly competition to eliminate one at a time until there is only one left who will be Dorothy in the West End Production.

Now that Kristen, has missed out in the West End Production, she is trying to get the part of Dorothy, in the new Wizard of Oz, Movie, that is being proposed which is going to star Robert Downey Jnr.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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