Cowell "I would have told that 10 year old how bad her song was!"

Written by Proffitt

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Cowell said little Amy was "absolute s**t"

Simon Cowell doesn't even hold back when he rates the kids on BGT. Cowell was ill and so his chum Walsh filled in at the last auditions and Cowell was not happy with one contestant's offering. The person in question was little Amy Phillips from Wolverhampton.

"I mean what drug was Walsh on not buzzing the pathetic attempt at 'White Cliffs of Dover' it was hardly Vera Lynn was it."

I pointed out the fact that Amy is only 10 years of age but that didn't stop the rant.

"So what. If she wants to be on my show she needs to man up and deliver a decent offering. If I wanted to hear s**t like that I would visit a school play."

I watched on as Cowell viewed the recorded show in front of me.

"My God that was utter tripe from that little f****r. I have told the panel we are not carrying passengers this year and I bet she's got a f*****g bus pass!"

I left after Cowell threw his coffee mug at the TV.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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