George Lopez Visits Sandra Bullock And Cheers Her Up By Cooking Her Some Enchiladas

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Wednesday, 7 April 2010


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Sandra Bullock's mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom is located behind the radio tower.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian George Lopez visited Sandra Bullock in her Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom.

The Latino comedian, is an excellent cook, and has won numerous culinary awards for some of his signature dishes including Scandinavian Scampi a la Sultress, Portuguese Piffapiffapoof del Mediterranean, and Yo Yo Coney Islandesque Hot Dogs Du Jour.

Lopez said he has known Sandra for a long time and he just wanted to show her that he supports her and that he really and truly does not see what Jesse saw in those skanky, trampy looking two-bit carnival sideshow freaks, other than the obvious, ugly tattoos, horrific-colored fingernail polish, and gigantically gigantic tits.

Sandra said that she appreciated George's visit and that she will always cherish his 15 minute monologue that he personally did for her as she sat in the formal living room balling her eyes out.

Bullock said that she especially liked the jokes about the Mexican matador who threw the bullfight, the Mexican jumping bean who sprained his ankle jumping over a maraca, and the Mexican pinata that was allergic to candy.

The Academy Award winning actress said that George's designer Ensenada Enchiladas were so fabulously delicious that she offered to give him her Best Actress Oscar for the recipe.

In other news. Sylvester Stallone in order to rejuvenate his career is reportedly trying to find five woman to have an affair with in order to form his own version of "GolfGate" and "TattooGate" which he will call "RockyGate."

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