Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Martha Stewart getting a tattoo of her cat 'Meow-Meow' when she was in prison.

NEW YORK CITY - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared on Martha Stewart Living to talk about their movie, The Twilight: New Moon.

Stewart right away asked the young couple about their matching tattoos. Zac and Vanessa looked at each other and Vanessa replied that they would rather not talk about it.

Vanessa stated that she did want to talk about the little Alaskan Eskimo Spaniel puppy that Zac had bought her on eBay.

Martha again asked about the tattoos. Vanessa replied that her and Zac had named their puppy "Liar." Stewart asked "After Tiger Woods?"


"John Edwards?"


She then got frustrated and asked "Okay after who pray tell?"

Vanessa grinned and answered that they had named him after Dick Cheney.

Stewart then again asked about their matching tattoos.

Zac stepped in and said that they were not going to discuss the matching tattoos. He said that they would not mind talking about his drinking habit, or about the funny condiment that Vanessa likes to sprinkle in her panties, but they were not going to discuss the damn, mother effen tattoos.

Stewart asked why effen not? And Zac said because our lawyer has advised us not to that's why.

Stewart smiled and asked, "Is it the L word."

Zac looked at Vanessa and Vanessa said "Yes, it's because of the L word you nosy ass ex-jailbird bitch."

The couple stood up, both spit in their coffee cups, and left.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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