Icelandic actress Anita Briem shows Ashley Cole her Camel Toe

Monday, 29 March 2010

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Anita tricks many people.

Ashley Cole was astounded! He had heard stories about the very sexy Camel Toe before from his buddies, but never saw one himself up until last night! That's when his friend, actress Anita Briem surprised him by showing him a great big fat one!

It was about 8:30 PM when Briem said she had a surprise for the football kicking heart throb. Being a good sport, Ashley closed his eyes and laid back, feeling at ease and ready for whatever the sexy Anita was going to surprise him with.

When he felt something warm, wet, hairy and soft against his forehead, he jumped in anticipation. Cole's eyes flashed open and right in front of him was a real, live camel toe!

But not Anita's. As part of a practical joke a little early for April Fool's Day, it was Elvira's, Anita's pet miniature Arabian camel!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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