Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Ann Coulter showing off her best side. (Photo courtesy of Michelle Obama).

NEW YORK CITY - Fox Vice-President of Program Developing and Implementing Ezekiel Vittleziggle has stated that the Palin-Coulter show The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick has just been named the #1 news show in America.

Vittleziggle said that GC & SS has more viewers than the shows of Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly combined.

When asked what he attributes that phenomenal accomplishment to, Vittleziggle grins and says that there are several reasons why Palin and Coulter are beating out Hannity and O'Reilly combined.

He said that first of all most American men like to get their news from women. The reason for that is because no matter how bad the news may be at least it is coming from a woman.

Secondly, unlike their male Fox News counterparts, Palin and Coulter are not at all afraid to use the "F" word, the "N" word, and the "P" words.

Well know television critic Manny Sheepwood said that another factor that has been responsible for bringing in the male viewers is Vittleziggle's great idea of having Sara Palin appear on camera wearing a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts.

A Fox spokesperson has said that the very first show in which Palin appeared wearing her blue denim Daisy Dukes the ratings tripled from the night before.

SIDENOTE: And TV critics add that Vittleziggle's idea of having Ann Coulter, who is extremely flat-chested appear in a low cut, tight-fitting white T-shirt is a brilliant move because it shows the average American woman that a female does not have to be endowed with a huge rack in order to be successful.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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