Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Marriage? Ask "Werewolf" Chaske Spencer

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Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Actor Chaske of the Twilight series is a rare one. He doesn't mind talking to the press and will usually stop for a few words even if the questions are about his fellow actors instead of himself.

"Yeah, most questions I get are about Robert & Kristen or Taylor. I don't mind. They're the leading roles here. My time will come!"

As one of the werewolves, Chaske is in a lot of the filming of the movies and sees his co-stars on a regular basis.

Will Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get married?

"Probably, but not for awhile. I think they secretly want to but it could affect this series and they both want it to continue. But one day, I think so."

And Lautner?

"Lautner's the head of the pack. I think he was serious about Taylor Swift but he's really young. Guess you'll have to ask him. He's a very private person."

Now about Chaske Spencer?

"I love this series. I'm a native American and we have many legends that the wold enters into. Read your Tony Hillerman books. I was reading those a lot instead of those at school, that's why I dropped out of college."

"Also, I had to be off 3-4 days a month when the moon was full. Gotta go!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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