Over the last few days people all over the world have become increasingly desperate in their search for the actual individual who until now has only been known by the name of 'Chuy' to be unmasked.
Here for the first time, and exclusively, we can unmask the mysterious Chuy.
Reports concerning Chuy first started to surface several days ago, yet despite turning over many stones, the world's leading investigative journalists drew a blank when it came to unmasking this elusive, multi-faceted enigma.
Fortified by two cans of Specially Brewed premium strength continental lager and a king sized Mars bar, our intrepid reporter ventured out onto the mean streets of Gaza City and was taken by masked men carrying AK 47s to a remote spot high on a hill.
He was then introduced to a masked man and given a cup of tea with no milk in it, which was frankly quite a disappointment. The masked man told our reporter:
"Everbody wants to know who Chuy is. It's nothing new. Chuy is a man of mystery who operates in conditions of absolute secrecy. Chuy has many faces and is a master of disguise. Chuy has been working quite openly under your very noses for some time now. Chuy is, in fact, Adrian Chiles, the One Show presenter and infamous big ginger beard protester. Chuy is the pet name that fellow 'One Show' presenter Christine Bleakley uses for amiable Worcester lad Adrian."
Stunned by this shocking revelation our man in Gaza City stumbled around in circles for a few minutes and then returned to London.
More on the Chuy guy as we get it.
