Adam Lambert Seen Coming Out Clay Aiken's Back Door

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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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According to the latest edition of a national tabloid, Adam Lambert was spotted when he came out Clay Aiken's back door.

"He quickly wrapped a sweater around his waist and looked down at his pants and then all around him, but I don't think he saw me", stated the reporter, "At least not at first."

Apparently Lambert was just getting into his car when he caught sight of the reporter and started to leave in a hurry.

"I thought he was gone but in a couple of minutes he was back and got out and walked over to me."

Quincy, the reporter, then thought that Lambert was going to try to get rough but that he was prepared.

"I have long ago talked to my attorney and I know that if I take a punch, I can get a good lawsuit going."

But Lambert came on over and began explaining that if he HAD to put the story in his tabloid, he needed the truth to come out.

"Aiken and I have been practicing some music together. I know he's into a different type of music than I am but we did both appear on American Idol and we wondered if we could blend some stuff. Sort of a male counterpart to the songs of Taylor Swift which hit both country and pop. So we're writing together."

After telling him that I didn't think they'd sound right together, Lambert explained that each was doing his own stuff but needed someone to listen and give an honest opinion.

Adam then left but just as he was leaving, Aiken came out and waved "Toodle-Do!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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