Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 21 February 2010

image for Adam Lambert Caught Playing Tonsil Hockey With Ke$ha
A photo of Ke$ha's glitter-stained pillow.

NEW YORK CITY - Two individuals who are known as "now" performers Adam Lambert and Ke$ha both attended a 'no holds barred' party at Manhattan's premier gay club, The Tonsils, which was formerly The What's Up Bitch Club.

Lambert is known as the most famous American Idol runner-up in the show's eight year history. Ke$ha recently had her song "Tik Tok" reach the number one position on the music charts in nine different countries including, Iceland, Uruguay, and Botswana.

Lambert was instantly attracted to Ke$ha as soon as he saw her glittery face. It is no secret that both Adam Lambert and Ke$ha have a tremendous fetish attraction to glitter. Inside sources say that Lambert buys glitter by the case at West Hollywood's Glitter Garrison.

Reliable sources say that Ke$ha loves glitter so much that she even puts it on her G-spot. Another reliable, but unnamed source with the initials F.O., said that Ke$ha loves to be sexually creative and actually alternates between red and blue glitter on her labia majora and her labia minora.

When asked what is the best thing about her putting glitter on her third base, she grinned and replied that it's seeing it on the lips, the next morning, of whatever guy she happened to spend the night with.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Adam Lambert




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