WEST HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Etheridge who was recently named to the Gay and Lesbian Musicians Hall of Fame has revealed that she will be going into the recording studio to record a song with Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken.
The song, which was written by the godfather of musical gays, Elton John is titled, "Just Three Gay Guys Sitting Around Acting Macho."
Elton John was originally supposed to have sung on the song with Lambert and Aiken, but he developed a slight tear in his left vocal cord and decided to let some other gay singer take over his part.
He called up George Michael, but his maid said that he was out trolling at one of the local parks.
He then got a hold of Boy George who just recently got released from prison and he was interested but his parole conditions prohibit him from leaving the London city limits.
Another possible choice was Lance Bass, who used to be with 'NSYNC, but he was up in San Francisco filming a hair removal commercial for Nair's new shaving razor, Princess Nonnie No-Nicks.
Adam Lambert then suggested Melissa Etheridge, who immediately agreed to do the song just as long as she could do the lead part. Lambert and Aiken both quickly agreed.
In other news. Dolly Parton was at O'Hare Airport in Chicago and for some reason she kept setting off the metal detector. After the fourth time, she was completely stripped and an airport official found a staple that had somehow become lodged on her left nipple.