MacKenzie Phillips Signs Anti-Meth/Using Safer Drugs, Commercials

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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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"Don't Meth With Mess.....Whatever!"

Mackenzie Phillips, who made headlines last year in a book about her experiences with her dad, Papa John Phillips has agreed to a three year contract with the makers of cocaine and heroin.

"Of course, I have no idea about...what was I..oh..about who hired me. I just got a script delivered and quite a bit of money to do some new commercials", Mackenzie told Dan Hilliard, ass reporter of UP2.

Mackenzie was told to record and film the message and drop it behind a local mall.

"Of course the police and FBI are interested but I told them what had happened and that I wasn't doing anything illegal. If I get another one, they're welcome to see it too and try to catch them at the spot I'm told to drop it off. That's their problem, on both sides."

What kind of commercial?

Mackenzie stated that it was "a message to young people especially about the harm they're doing to themselves with this horrible 'Meth' stuff and how they'll look in just six months."

Apparently, there was more about the safety of cocaine in comparison.

"There was also something about what happens to your brain if you huff."

Was she worried about getting caught?

"Doing a commercial? Nope. And even if I they give me some grief, I still have friends in high places."

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