Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 22 February 2010

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Afghani joints and the Dutch parliament are in chaos!

The Dutch parliament has dissolved over an issue which is dear to many Dutch peoples hearts: Should they stay in Afghanistan or withdraw.

The implications for a withdrawal could have a devastating affect on one of the major economic factors governing Dutch society, DRUGS!

Those in favour of a withdrawal actually had their heads up their butts and decided to quit government. This has caused a major chaos causing parliament to dissolve.

Those in favour of keeping a presence in Afghanistan, including Prime-Minister Balkenende and his cronies were quite aware of the importance of drug-trafficking between the two countries and voted to stay, "it made economic sense," he said.

As for the Taliban who supply Holland with poppies, camels dung and shit, their spokesman, Ali BonJovi-Marijuana, quoted:

"We are so relieved that Holland are staying, fuck those other US/UK infidels, the Dutch are our friends, we supply them with shit and they supply us with Douwe Egberts coffee, superb!"

As for the Dutch government, Vader Abraham has been elected as the interim Prime Minister and his Smurfs as cabinet ministers!

ex-Prime Minister, Balkenende was last seen high as a kyte, smoking an Afghan special in an Amsterdamer Coffee Shop saying:

"Withdraw, they must be out of their fucking brains MAN!" he disappeared in a cloud of blue smoke!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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