Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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A friend of Robert Pattinson says that three of them were with Robert Pattinson last Saturday night and that all four of them had "spent too much time at a bar, talking and eating boiled eggs and drinking beer.

"We honestly didn't know we were a little tipsy until Ron (Isaacs) got up to go to the bathroom and fell over a table and chair. It's a good thing there were no people sitting there."

So Pattinson stated that maybe they should eat a little more and drink a little less but the four finally decided to have the owner call a cab.

"Robert mentioned that while he loved pickled eggs with beer, that Kristen always liked pickled baloney."

It ended up with Pattinson having a waitress wrap him up some pickled baloney and he got out of the taxi at Kristen Stewart's apartment.

"That's all Pattinson says that he remembers. He did knock on the door and Kristen was there and the next thing he remembers is waking up on her couch late the next morning", stated the friend. "He said that he looked around the apartment, saw a note on the counter where Kristen left it, saying: "Sorry but had to run, the pickled baloney was delicious."

"Here's the catcher. Pattinson looked in the fridge and the pickled baloney was still there, only in a plastic bag."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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