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Friday, 12 February 2010

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Taylor Lautner just turned 18 years old and what would be the perfect gift for the Twilight star?

Apparently Taylor Swift thought it was puppies...two wolf puppies!

"I only got permission from a zoo to give these to Taylor for his birthday", stated Swift. "What could a werewolf want more than wolf puppies?"

Swift went on to hurriedly explain, before the PETA thugs arrived, that they were only on loan.

"He seemed really surprised and they are cuter than dog puppies if you ask me", stated Lautner.

So are the two of them back together?

"Only as friends. The wolf puppies are a gag gift. I'm sending him the real one by post. You should have seen what I got from him for a gag present! It was an old photo of me at three-years-old where I looked demented and it had a note with "Picture To Burn", my song title on it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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