Written by Nick Hobbs

Monday, 11 January 2010

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The world of film, a strange place.

Documents have been uncovered in a San Pablo medical centre pertaining to an operation performed in 1996. The operation was commissioned by a Mr. J Woo and involved a Mr. J Travolta and a Mr N Cage Esq.

Early evidence suggests that Mr Travolta's face was removed under anesthetic and was placed on Mr Cage's skull and vice versa. It is believed the operations were performed to aid the filming of the popular movie Face/Off, which Mr. Woo was directing at the time.

Many film viewers at the time assumed the film was just a flight of fantasy and fiction, but these documents would suggest otherwise.

The implications are wide if these documents are confirmed. Were the film stars wives aware of the switch, or were they kept in the dark?

Mr. Travolta's award list has also been thrown into question. In 2008 he won the Hollywood Film Award for best supporting actor. Infact it should now surely be credited to Mr. Cage. He has also won and been nominated for a whole raft of other awards since 1997. These should be reviewed too.

If found to be true, Travolta will not be the Scientologist loon we once believed, however, Cage will be.

Barry Potts, film buff and anorach, said "this has taken the whole concept of method acting to new heights, I mean actually switching faces to enhance a film is just fantastic!"

Detectives are working hard to either confirm or dismiss the documents. If they are found to be true however, they will be hard pressed to bring charges because, let's face it, when it comes to self mutilation in California, anything goes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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