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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Operates on Fewer than All Cylinders

Nashville Man Successfully Operates on Fewer than All Cylinders

A big proponent of energy conservation, Hal Bailey, of Nashville, Tennessee, got the chance to put his eco-friendly values into practice, when he successfully operated on fewer than all cylinders after a night of heavy partying. "I got sloppy wast...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Prefers Waiting for Low-Hanging Fruit to Fall to Ground

Nashville Man Prefers Waiting for Low-Hanging Fruit to Fall to Ground

A big proponent of energy conservation, Leon Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, prefers not to pick low-hanging fruit but instead to wait for it to fall to the ground. "It's riper that way, too," said Mills, who noted that biting into a less-than-ripe...

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Funny story: It Finds Its Way Back into Nashville Woman

It Finds Its Way Back into Nashville Woman

After the loss of a beloved animal companion followed by several lackluster months during which Maddie McIntyre of Nashville, Tennessee, didn't have it in her to do much of anything, it finally found its way back into her. "It feels really weird,"...

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Funny story: Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica

Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica

In what many consider the most encouraging climate news of the decade, it's been reported that nighttime temperatures in Antarctica dipped below freezing on at least two occasions in June of 2019. "Clearly our efforts to reduce greenhouse gas em...

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Funny story: Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

The University of Dayton Research Institute in Dayton, Ohio made an announcement Oct. 19 on a groundbreaking discovery in the realm of general lighting. UDRI president John E. Leland announced the findings of the decades-long research project to nati...

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Funny story: Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...

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Funny story: GOP proposes seniors, the unemployed and prisoners to generate energy on treadmills

GOP proposes seniors, the unemployed and prisoners to generate energy on treadmills

A new energy proposal initiated by Republicans and included in the latest "Ryan" budget, just approved in the House,  would require all senior citizens on Medicare, all people on Medicaid or on welfare, or unemployment insurance, or Food Stamps, and...

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Funny story: Uteroil from Aborted Fetuses Will Save The Earth - Clean Cheap Energy!

Uteroil from Aborted Fetuses Will Save The Earth - Clean Cheap Energy!

The American Energy Association announced today that a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels. According to the AEA, US dependence on foreign...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about. "I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I...

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Funny story: Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...

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Funny story: Energy Companies Shocked!

Energy Companies Shocked!

It was reported last night that Energy Companies have suffered a terrible Electric Shock. Psychiatrist Dr Anhelm Zootsgringer explained that the use of an electric shock for a very ill patient can result in great improvements in behaviour. 'This s...

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Funny story: Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

The Fart Farm alternate energy initiative originally started in North Carolina had gained support in the nation's Capital until late yesterday when it was revealed that a whistle blower within the NSA, referred to now in the agency as a fart blower,...

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Funny story: Fart Farms: Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!

Fart Farms: Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!

"An ill wind that blows no good," states The Raleigh News & Observer in todays morning edition reporting the following event: Approximately two hundred demonstrators gathered on the steps of the State Capitol building this morning to demonstra...

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Funny story: Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

America's new surplus of natural gas is not only putting money into the pockets of energy companies, but is also providing a break for renters and homeowners, says one expert. "Before the price drop, many Americans couldn't afford natural gas serv...

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Funny story: Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years. The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial. The biggest whal...

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Funny story: Residents Getting Fracked Off

Residents Getting Fracked Off

Shale gas extraction through fracking has caused a lot of concern for residents in areas where drilling for shale gas has been given the go-ahead. Freckleton, a village on The Fylde near Preston in Lancashire has been the latest victim of Cuadrill...

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Funny story: Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canadian officials today lodged a formal complaint with the US that wind turbines near the border are blowing too many birds across the border into Canada. Mervin Thackenschwartz, a Canadian government spokesman, complained that while most Canadians...

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