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Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

Funny story: Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

The University of Dayton Research Institute in Dayton, Ohio made an announcement Oct. 19 on a groundbreaking discovery in the realm of general lighting. UDRI president John E. Leland announced the findings of the decades-long research project to nati...

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Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...

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GOP proposes seniors, the unemployed and prisoners to generate energy on treadmills

A new energy proposal initiated by Republicans and included in the latest "Ryan" budget, just approved in the House,  would require all senior citizens on Medicare, all people on Medicaid or on welfare, or unemployment insurance, or Food Stamps, and...

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Uteroil from Aborted Fetuses Will Save The Earth - Clean Cheap Energy!

The American Energy Association announced today that a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels. According to the AEA, US dependence on foreign...

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Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Funny story: Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about. "I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I...

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Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

Funny story: Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...

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Energy Companies Shocked!

Funny story: Energy Companies Shocked!

It was reported last night that Energy Companies have suffered a terrible Electric Shock. Psychiatrist Dr Anhelm Zootsgringer explained that the use of an electric shock for a very ill patient can result in great improvements in behaviour. 'This s...

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Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

The Fart Farm alternate energy initiative originally started in North Carolina had gained support in the nation's Capital until late yesterday when it was revealed that a whistle blower within the NSA, referred to now in the agency as a fart blower,...

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Fart Farms: Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!

"An ill wind that blows no good," states The Raleigh News & Observer in todays morning edition reporting the following event: Approximately two hundred demonstrators gathered on the steps of the State Capitol building this morning to demonstra...

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Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

Funny story: Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

America's new surplus of natural gas is not only putting money into the pockets of energy companies, but is also providing a break for renters and homeowners, says one expert. "Before the price drop, many Americans couldn't afford natural gas serv...

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Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years. The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial. The biggest whal...

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Residents Getting Fracked Off

Shale gas extraction through fracking has caused a lot of concern for residents in areas where drilling for shale gas has been given the go-ahead. Freckleton, a village on The Fylde near Preston in Lancashire has been the latest victim of Cuadrill...

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Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Funny story: Canada Complains US Wind Farms Are Blowing Birds Over the Border

Canadian officials today lodged a formal complaint with the US that wind turbines near the border are blowing too many birds across the border into Canada. Mervin Thackenschwartz, a Canadian government spokesman, complained that while most Canadians...

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Man Describes Near-Death Experience: Light At End of Tunnel Changed to Energy Efficient LED

Those who claim to have had a near-death experience almost always describe it similarly: the feeling of floating in a tunnel toward a very bright light. But according to retired electrician Clovis Deekins, who has had two such experiences five year...

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Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

Funny story: Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

NEW YORK CITY - The Crocodile Sports Drink Company of Bedford-Stuyvesant, New York, has issued a statement saying it will soon be removing a highly controversial ingredient from its line of energy sports drinks. Sahara Sara Serpentulli, spokespers...

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Energy giant that put bulls up sees profits surge

A huge Scottish Hydro giant filled with energy carried a pair of Highland bulls all the way up Ben Nevis yesterday. Thousands turned up to witness this amazing feat, which was filmed by Sky News and several American film companies. Mega-biologi...

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Irish Waffle Could Keep British Lights On

The Irish gift for blarney, blather and waffle could soon begin cutting the UK consumer energy bill by £10 Billion over the next eight years. "The average Irishman generates more hot air in a single day than any other nationality" says Dr Hugh Q...

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Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Funny story: Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Rockville MD: Nikola Tesla working in his garage at night has invented an infinite power source, potentially making the USA energy independent. Mr. Tesla planned to patent the device and give all rights to his adopted country. An application for a...

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