Rosie to pose nude in gay women's magazine

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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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protest filed by WPAC in use of rug by Rosie O'Donnel

A recent report by a new gay women's magazine states that Rosie O'Donnel in an attempt to make her exiting partner jealous of her has agreed to do a full frontal spread of herself lying on a polar bear skin rug.

Rosie is a woman who is not afraid to show her assets may they be financial or her body. She hopes her ex will realize just what she is missing when she sees the spread.

Rosie's new gal pal is excited by her partner's agreement to do this photo shoot and hopes that it will bring other's to agree to similar shoots for the new magazine which was just purchased by her partner.

The magazine is yet to be named since it has just recently transferred ownership to Rosie. "The name will be something you can be sure you will recognize" said Rosie.

She laughingly added, "I have already entered a lifetime subscription in the name of Donald Trump to show my appreciation for his use of my name in so many publications"

Added note: The Wildlife Protection Agency of Canada, WPAC is filing a protest for the use of a deceased polar bear in this publication.

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