MIAMI - Rosie O'Donnell who broke up with her wife of five years Kelli Carpenter has found herself another rugey.
Rosie's new gal pal has been identified as Tracy Kachtick-Anders, a native of Texas who just happens to be amazingly rich. Tracy says that she first realized she was gay when she accidentally kissed her college English professor Mrs. Crabfack during an after class conference.
She said that first it was just a casual kiss, and then the next thing she knew Mrs. Crabfack had her tongue halfway down her throat, had managed to remove her bra, and was tickling the hell out of her (blank).
Tracy said that after she left the classroom, she kind of felt that she did not like guys anymore. She added that after three more such conferences, she was definitely convinced.
Rosie was asked what Tracy has that Kelli didn't and she replied biceps, triceps, and about seven rather interesting tattoos scattered throughout her body.
When Tracy was asked what had attracted her to O'Donnell she grinned and said, money. Rosie laughed, Tracy laughed, and Rosie replied that she knew she was lying because Tracy owns the 85 story Texas Cattleman's Building in downtown Fort Worth.
She also owns a 7,000 acre cattle ranch outside of Fort Worth. So Rosie said that she knows that Tracy certainly has more money than her because they have compared bank statements.
In an unrelated developing story. Mount St. Helen's, the volcano that erupted in 1980, is threatening to erupt again. All Washington state residents are being told to evacuate to either Idaho or Oregon before noon tomorrow.
