Tyra Banks is closing down her show

Funny story written by howy

Thursday, 31 December 2009

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Brandy Green after hearing about Tyra Banks closing her show down.

Tyra Banks is closing down her show and she plans on looking for a new venture in life.

Banks complains that she has been getting too many letters of complaints from angry white mothers across the nation.

The letters complain about Banks showing her half naked black body to young white males who watch the show.

An angry white mother says in a letter, "Dam! What the hell are you thinking! I was making dinner when I looked into the living room and saw my eight year old son looking at your half naked black body on your show!"

Tyra Banks is said to be closing down her talk show to pursue new career options.

"This will be the last season of 'The Tyra Show,'" she tells in an interview.

"I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years."

Industry insiders say she will focus on bringing positive images of women to the big screen after receiving letters of complaints from angry white mothers.

Brandy Green was interviewed from his prison cell about what he thinks of Banks leaving her show. Green, a black man, who fell in love with Banks, was put in prison by his stunning, afro-queen Banks.

Green reports that he got penetrated over 250 times by white men in prison who accused him of being a stalker and trying to sexually harass Banks.

Green said, "I think the reason Tyra is leaving her show is because she can't handle being with a black man so she got to be showing her half-naked booty to those underage white boys.' 'That's why she got so many letter of complaint from those white women.' 'White women naturally don't like her black ass and I got in trouble for trying to give her a black baby and treating her like my afro-queen.' 'This is a white man's world and everyone wants to be white even straightening their hair with sulfuric acid; in the old days they even used a hot iron on black babies heads trying to make them look white.' 'If Prince Williams would have gone to Tyra's show, she would have come out singing "Hallelujah, praise Jesus, and he wouldn't get arrested like I got arrested."'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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