Angelina Gobbling Brad On Their 5th Anniversary After Missing Thanksgiving

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Monday, 14 December 2009

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"Gobble! Gobble!"

Hollywood's most-talked about couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie enjoyed a very romantic night out to celebrate their five-year anniversary as a couple, while their kids stayed at home with a sitter this past weekend.

"I was busy on Thanksgiving and saved some gobbling for Brad", Angelina reportedly stated as they waved goodbye to friends.

The superstars had to plan a finely-detailed operation to make sure their low-key night at the Chateau Mistique stayed top secret and they did such a good job that news of the November 28 rendezvous has only just leaked.

"I guess you could say that Tiger Woods 'covered' for us", cracked Pitt.

They checked in around 4pm and were ushered straight to their bungalow. They were holding hands when they arrived, and Brad was really excited," a source at the famous hotel told UP2.

"They looked like they were on a date. There was apparently no security with them, and they were incredibly relaxed," the source added.

According to the source, the evening was planned meticulously by Pitt, who insisted on dealing only with top-level hotel staff members to make sure the night was not ruined by fans or photographers.

They, as Brad mentioned, were mostly on the trail of the Tiger.

"Since she missed Thanksgiving, she promised some gobbling and some special dressing."

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