Written by P.M. Wortham

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

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Publicity agent photo of the two Taylors together. He was fired soon after releasing it to the press.

Hyped as one of the biggest videos yet to be released in 2010, singer Taylor Swift and New Noon star Taylor Lautner will trade saliva for an upcoming Valentines Day video.

Director for the video, Noel Pantlode, tells entertainment reporters, "It has been a difficult shoot to be sure, what with Taylor's overbite and the other Taylor's new caps, its all teeth. Difficult to find a romantic angle for the kiss, but I'm still working on it".

Other reports from the film set suggest Lautner can't seem to drop his fictitious persona as a Werewolf from the New Moon set. "He always seems to go for Taylor (Swift's) neck instead of her mouth. Can't blame him though, she has a much prettier neck. Her choppers would scare anyone away."

Regardless of shooting challenges, Pantlode wrapped the set with one last shot of the two Taylors in full embrace and extended lip lock. "Except there were no lips", says Pantlode. "The view from the back of each head is my best shot, we'll have to computer generate some lips to cover up all the glistening white porcelain".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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