Taylor Swift Says She Knows Nothing About Affair

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Monday, 7 December 2009


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A much confused Taylor Swift, Country music star supreme at the present time and causing some jealously in those that preceded her in that role, says she knows nothing about any affair concerning a theft before her Nashville concert.

The "Theft" being reported was from a Santa Claus supposedly collecting for charity with his bell ringer and money pot, just as you go in to the concert.

Apparently, an unnamed former "Top of the chart" female reported it to authorities and hinted that Swift was connected in some way.

Meanwhile, the charity headquarters say that they had no representative at the concert and that their people in the Nashville area were at Rivergate Mall, Opryland Hotel, One Hundred Oaks and downtown Nashville.

Police went to the outside spot where the Santa was ringing away earlier but no one was there.

"He must have tried this before because he knew just how early to get out there and how quickly to leave", stated Police Sergeant O'Reilly.

Police estimate that the fake Santa collected several thousand dollars as people were in a good mood and being generous.

Back at the concert stage, a security officer said that they had announced just before the second half of the show that the Santa was a crook and apologized. "If anyone feels they have been taken, see security or a police officer on your way out."

But no one did.

All anyone said after the concert was that felt they got their money's worth.

"Taylor played another 15-20 minutes to make up for their 'contributions'," stated the Sergeant.

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