MANHATTAN - Political Radio and TV personality Ann Coulter was spotted shopping in Macy's Department Store for Christmas presents.
She was asked by a reporter for Telemundo, the Spanish Network, about her on-going feud with fellow GOP member Meghan McCain.
Coulter smiled politely and said that she did not want to talk about that woman because she promised that she would try to go one day without cussing like a San Diego sailor.
Coulter was then asked by the Telemundo reporter, Rita Luna de Miel about her thoughts on "Golf Gate." She grinned from ear to ear and asked if Tiger was a Republican or a Democrat.
Luna de Miel replied that she really had no idea. Coulter said that she was going to pretend that he is a Democrat since he is after all black and most blacks tend to be Democrats.
She said that she cannot understand why the dozen or so women who have claimed to have slept with the "Puttering Playboy" are all white.
Coulter asked so where are the black women? She pointed out that it seems like black athletes whether they be basketball players, football players, baseball players, or golf players usually have affairs with Caucasian women.
"Why is that?" Coulter asked shaking her bleached blonde hair.
She went on to say that she once asked a girlfriend of hers who was dating a black racing jockey, and the only black racing jockey in the entire country, why she was dating him.
Coulter replied that her friend's answer was simply because he gives her rides on his horsey. Coulter added that, it really wasn't a good answer but remarked that her friend later became a Democrat, which she said explained her reasoning.
She then said that she had once read in Cosmopolitan Magazine that the black athletes prefer to date white women because a white woman will not beat the everlivin' shit out of them like the black woman will when she finds out that he is also seeing one, or three, or ten other women.
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The reporter for Telemundo shook her head and said that it made sense to her. Coulter told her that the greatest golfer in the world "TigerBoy" just simply took the golfing term "Open" quite literally.
In a related story. Ann recently appeared on Larry King Live, with Larry King and told him that she has been called the female Rush Limbaugh, but only not anywhere near as fat, as short, or as pretty.