Hugh Hefner To Showcase Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, and Jamie Grubbs In His Magazine

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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Friends of Hugh Hefner standing in his living room visiting with Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, and Jamie Grubbs.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Girly magazine magnate Hugh Hefner has just announced that he asked three of Tiger Wood's "Golf Gate Girls" to appear in his magazine.

He said that all three agreed to do the layout spread which is titled, "The Hole-In-One Honeys." Hef who has seen more (blanks) than George Hamilton, Warren Beatty, and Charlie Sheen all put together said that a magazine with the three top members of Tiger's "Scorecard Cutey Club" can easily become his biggest selling issue of all time.

He said and that includes past big sellers such as Raquel Welch Shows Off Her Machu Picchus, Ursula Andress - Undressed, Pamela Anderson Shows The World Her Canadian Mounties, and Bo Derek - The Left Coast's Perfect 10.

Hef said that he had even called Tiger Woods personally and asked him if he would agree to do an interview to go along with the three girl layout.

He said that Woods responded with a bunch of foreign words that he figures must be Chinese expletives.

Hefner pointed out that he knows that "Golfy" as he calls him, is understandably under a whole lot of pressure, but he better not dare mess with him because he will offer all of his so called "Scorecard Cutey Club" members a hellacious amount of money to not only pose in his magazine but to tell every little sordid detail of exactly what "Golfy" said and when.

Meanwhile in other news. Kathleen Turner, the former good-looking svelte actress was asked by a reporter for The Santa Monica Morning Sun how in the world she managed to get up to 302 pounds. Turner grinned, Momentarily put down her brisket, and said, "Easy shithead, it's called food!"

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