CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has said that they will be rushing 5 million Holly Sampson Action Figure Dolls into thousands of department stores throughout America just in time for Christmas.
Ripley Langhorne spokesperson for Hasbroken said that they hope to break the all-time action figure doll sales record which was set several years ago by the Carmen Electra Electrified Action Figure Doll which had national sales of over 10 million.
The sales of the Carmen doll went through the roof mainly because one of the accessories was her boyfriend the Dennis Rodman Action Figure Doll.
Both dolls came with their own set of boxing gloves, fake blood, tiny tattoos, and nose rings. One big selling point was that both dolls were anatomically correct.
The sales of the dolls were really boosted when Oprah Winfrey stated on her talk show that she had personally purchased 280 pairs of the Carmen and Dennis dolls to give out to the little daughters of friends, relatives, neighbors, and talk show employees.
Langhorne stated that when the Carmen and Dennis dolls first came out they were actually banned in three states, Vermont, Idaho, and Michigan.
The ban in Michigan was quickly lifted when angry residents threatened to burn down automobile factories, Comerica Park (home of the Detroit Tigers), and every KFC in the city.
Langhorne pointed out that the Holly Sampson doll will also be anatomically correct. It will be equipped with movable lips, hands that can grip, and a vibrating tuzzy muzzy (batteries not included).
The cute little doll will also come with a purse that has $1 million in play money inside.
SIDENOTE: Holly Sampson will be at Macy's Department Store in New York City on Christmas Eve personally autographing her Holly Sampson Action Figure Doll. She will also answer any intimate questions at the rate of three questions for $20.
