Holly Sampson And Ron Jeremy To Star In "A Hole-In-One"

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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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The gorgeously sexy Holly Sampson who will soon be the gorgeously sexy RICH Holly Sampson.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Porn star Holly Sampson, who is number 7 on Tiger Woods "Scorecard" has just announced that she will be appearing with Ron Jeremy in Vilandro Gorianzanni's A Hole-In-One.

The fabulously good-looking Sampson is reportedly being paid more than any actress in the history of porn films including Jenna Jameson, Amber Lynn, and Cinderella "The Big O" Ogletree.

Gorianzanni said that he has been in the 'business' for 19 years and he has never seen a woman with two prettier (blanks) than Holly's.

He also said that the things that she can do with her (blank) are astounding. He pointed out that Holly Sampson has the potential to be the world's greatest porn star.

Gorianzanni, who last year was awarded the coveted "G-Spot" award for his fabulous Civil War porn epic Gone With The Hymen, says that not only is Holly erotically fantastic her knowledge of the game of golf is truly uncanny.

He said that she knows everything there is to know about sand traps, drivers, fairways, hush money, golf carts, and putters.

SIDENOTE: Holly Sampson insists that she is different than most women who are involved in relationships with rich, famous, married men. She says that their unwavering focus and their ultimate goal is ending up with tons and tons of money. Holly says that, yes she wants some money, but not necessarily tons.

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