Meredith Baxter: 'Tiger made me straight again'

Funny story written by Helen Tarnation

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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Women spotted lining up for romp with Tiger

Former sitcom TV mom Meredith Baxter, star of the 1980s show 'Family Ties', has announced that she has returned to being a heterosexual.

Exactly one week ago, Baxter announced on The Today Show that she had been a lesbian for the last four years.

Asked to explain the sudden turnabout, a blushing Baxter explained: 'Tiger Woods gets all the credit. He has the most amazing, um, you know.'

Tiger Woods' publicist would not comment on Baxter's revelation, but a source close to the current investigations said this proves Tiger is no longer hiding out in his mansion.

'Now that Tiger is on the loose', the source said, 'we can count on many more women coming forward to confirm that his athleticism is not confined to the golf course'

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