Britney Spears To Have Own Section In Frederick Of Hollywood

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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Coming off her recent major tour of nearly a year, "Circus Tour" star Britney Spears has signed a contract to do a special section in the Frederick Of Hollywood catalog.

Entitled, "Twat's Not To Wear", Britney will sell many catalogs for the bedroom fashion magazine and she will also be doing a signing tour of all their major outlets in malls and in the back of topless doughnut shops.

"Imagine me, a fashion model", gushed Ms. Spears according to a spokesman for Frederick. "The Circus Tour" was great but showing off this great line of naughty nighties is even greater!"

Of course, Spears does not use the bottoms but none of her line has those included. So if you're looking for those, skip the catalog.

Besides, all you have to do is grab a camera and go wait for her to get in a cab.

"I bet when Justin sees this he'll be wondering twat in the world is going on", Britney was reported to have stated when asked about her new move by UP2.

It'll be a change indeed and some rest for a very busy lady.

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