Don't Overlook Twilight's Ashley Greene, If That's Possible

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Thursday, 26 November 2009

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With all the hoopla over the three big stars in the movie, 'Twilight: New Moon', getting so much publicity, many are now noticing Ashley Greene in the role of Alice Cullen.

No, she wasn't at a lot of the big appearances but she will be playing the same role in 'Twilight: Eclipse' and by that time, she'll be on an even level with Pattinson, Lautner and Stewart.

That's because on November 24th, Ashley Greene attended Maxim's December issue celebration at Avenue in New York City. She's the cover girl!

Now there will be even longer lines at 'Twilight: Eclipse', the next installment.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's intimate Harper's Bazaar cover may have dominated the favorite "New Moon" magazine cover poll conducted earlier, but we don't think anyone would argue that co-star Ashley Greene's Maxim cover was by far the sexiest.

Celebration Tuesday night was at New York City's Avenue, where she partied with Selita Ebanks and actors Colin Egglesfield.

Sadly, Chaske Spencer was the only "New Moon" star who made it to his cover girl co-star's celebration.

She even looked great in a baseball shirt and stripes in one of the Maxim photos that didn't make it, but got passed around.

So Kristen, you may get out-vamped!

And yes, she was carrying a bat.

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