Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!

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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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In an ABC interview with Robin Roberts Wednesday morning, Janet Jackson stated that she blamed her brother, Michael's physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, for his death earlier this year.

Then, after Robert's asked her about Michael having a drug problem, she stated that he may well have. "I tried to tell him about the danger of legal drugs but he did as he pleased."

"I think a lot of people don't see that danger. I don't think Elvis saw it. It was like this is 'doctor prescribed' but if a little is good for you, a lot must be better."

She was then asked about her new book, "True You" about her battle with weight control.

"I have had a lifelong...Whoops, sorry!"

"That's OK. Can we redo? Can we reshoot?"

"It was live? Oh well, another wardrobe malfunction. That's in my book. At least this time they got two for the price of one."

"I guess I'd better go backstage and redo this outfit. It's really early and usually just 'hang out' until 10 or so."

Before leaving the stage, she stated in a loud whisper, "They're in the book! Buy it!"

Of course, some of this may not have 'come out', if you will excuse the expression, over the airbags...air. If it did get cut, sorry. Get the book I guess.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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