Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 20 November 2008

image for Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons
Who knew these were fake wax lips?

Detailed medical studies and aerial photographs have revealed that probably all of the Jackson family and definitely Michael and Janet have never been more than computer generated symbols.

Once music critics and pop fanatics learned that the once great stars were never anything more than a bunch of dots, slashes and pixels, the world's largest vinyl and CD bonfire was held in the virtual confines of the Jackson's Neverland.

The fire was simulated and the vinyl albums and CD cases were generated by Pixar. Thrilla Fake Fronts created the phoney backgrounds and ManBoyLoveLeague.cum produced the pornographic special effects. The Emoticons Forever Firework show was simulated by the Grucci Bros Smokeless and Mirror free dot com.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more