US Supreme Court subpoenas Janet Jackson YouBoob! footage

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 4 May 2009

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Grainy YouBoob! footage was very poor quality judges complained

Washington AC/DC - (Booby Ass Mess): Footage of Justin Timberlake's three second Super Bowl 2004 grope of Janet Jackson's bare nipple has been subpoenaed by the US Supreme Court after judges at the Third US Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia complained that their own YouBoob! clips hardly showed an inch of flesh.

More than 90 million US TV viewers saw half-time fondle which has become an American Football industry classic.

Timberlake's subsequent avowal that he was just checking for extra hidden microphones was met with derision after Jackson admitted he may have been admiring her recently implanted silicone whoppers.

Broadcaster CBS claimed more than half a million viewers had rung to complain that poor lighting meant they'd missed the seminal moment and demanded a refund from their TV subscriptions.

Michael Jackson is 69.

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